"Why must you stand so close to me?" "I'm your twin, dummy! What, are you ashamed of me?" "Well, you look kind of dumb, staring off into space like that!" "Oh, shut up, you're going to make an ass of yourself." "You should talk!"
This is a sheep. Wallie Woollie is his name. He was meditating in a meadow. I asked him what he thought about all the Christmas hoopla that now begins about July 4 every year. He sighed and said, "Baa humbug!"